Tweet-UnTweet

I’m a regular Twitter user for past some time now. So much so that my life is kinda incomplete without Twitter nowadays. So how could Twitter and Tweets remain off this blog. Here are some of my favorite, self-written tweets. Since I have more than 6k Tweets already there, this page will be updated at intervals.

While Tweets are normal tweets, unTweets are the Tweets that are less (or more) serious and may use differently abled minds.

Tweets

What is Love? ‘Zero’. They say that tennis/TT, its market value is nothing, n when u fall, u can’t get up.

The most important thing we need is EDUCATION; for the illiterate, for the literate, and for many of the educated.

85% Australians feel racism exists in Australia. Does that mean 15% ARE racists?

Very few remarks would be famous if they were quoted correctly.

Reminder: the earth does not belong to man; man belongs to the earth.

A thought while reading History in school: History repeats itself cuz if it doesn’t, it’ll forget itself.

China blocks Twitter, Flickr, Google, even Bing and almost everything. And then they say China is more developed.

Keeping the big guns at bench doesn’t get you the world. I hope Sehwag n co. learn that. (On Delhi Daredevils losing semi-final of IPL with McGrath not playing a single match)

Unfortunately, ‘sabhyata’ is not decided by people nowadays. It’s decided by governments.

India has Summer, Winter and Rainy Season every year. Bangalore has these 3 seasons every day.

That explains the rise of small parties. Why stay in a big party when u can negotiate (read blackmail) from a small one. (During election results’ declaration, on Karunanidhi asking 7 Ministries for his 18 MPs)

Hinduism is probably the only religion where the number of Gods could have outweighed the number of followers.

UnTweets

Aaj Mausam… Bada Beimaan hai. God save us from this far-flung corruption.

What if Ekta Kapoor buys Twitter? Everyone will have to leave it, as it’ll be named Kwitter.

The best of the movies are ‘parallel movies’. And the worst ones are called ‘Serials’.

Congress to ban royal titles or something. What’ll happen to ‘Yuvraj’ Singh?

Is ‘K’wality icecream a Balaji Telefilms/Ekta Kapoor product?

Q) Where were ZOOZOOs first used? A) Hindi Feature Film Sanjog, Song: Yashoda ka nandlala jag ka ujala hai.