What resolutions to take this New Year?

New Year is almost there. And everybody is planning as to what resolution to take on New Year. Well, I’ve had enough years on this earth to decide that I’m not going to take a New Year resolution. But here I’m listing ten resolutions I COULD take on this New Year.

1. I’ll take a bath everyday.
2. I’ll reach office in time daily and take only half an hour break.
3. I’ll not tweet before brushing my teeth in the morning.
4. I’ll read all books I’ve collected and haven’t read yet. (estimate: at least 25)
5. I’ll add six kilos to my weight. Yeah, u read it right, I need six kilos n not six packs.
6. I’ll not blog the mistakes of other movie critics. It’s bad.
7. I’ll not say PJs anywhere other than Twitter.
8. I’ll not laugh at girls watching Balika Badhu. Or Vadhu, whatever it is. (Guys found watching can’t be not spared anyway; they, if any existing, deserve that)
9. I’ll sleep before 4 am and get up before 11 am everyday.
10. I’ll follow resolutions I take, if any.

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